It's been to long.
Way to long as a matter of fact, and that's just not fair to all three of my readers. So what's new? Fuck if I know honestly. I mostly delayed blogging because a) my phone broke so I couldn't take cool food photos n shit, and deuce) I found the sudden need to for more anonymity, which i'm still working on, name might change. But that's not why I gathered you all here today, rights must be wrong and pictures of food must be posted, so if SOMEBODY would send me their mailing address we can execute the original idea and video people eating weird ass food ( more like weird ASS food, am I right?). Second most important thing for my remaining two readers, I finally did it, I finally got me some of that sweet sweet whale meat.
Look at that, shits classy as fuck. I also wasn't aware of how many different ways there are to prepare whale, I felt like I was talking to Forest Gump's even more retarded friend. Once again fuck PETA, there a bunch of terrorists any way. besides look at this face.
It's like he wants you to eat him.
I also set a new personal record at sushi go round, and subsequently offended several people with my bragging. Important life lessons to teach your kids, never make fun of anyone, even on the internet. Unless your using a fake name.
